It'll close in 6 months

Tuned into see the new BBC2 food show "the restaurant" just to give at chance, the annoying food fight ads had put me off. Sadly as a switched over they were showing a scene of a women crying, assuming it wasn't because her Hollandaise had split I immediately turned back over. I mean all this sub apprentice/F-word nonsense is totally boring, yes have programmes about restaurants but why show people crying, food should be a pleasure not a trauma.

I know this won't catch on but as Mark Twain said about the police anybody who wants to be on reality tv show should automatically exclude themselves from selection. Bill please!