latitude extra

As pointed out by my friend Steve during Grinder Man's excellent full on performance at Latitude at the weekend the Badseeds really need to watch out for Naim lobbing them in for the halfway line.

Eggert Magnusson lookalikes Pt 12

The plot thickens none of the above have ever been seen together, yes I know Gotti Bismark sadly has gone to hold crap parties elsewhere (and one of them in a comic) but just how much like dodgy Don from sexy beast does Tim Booth from James look now, oh sit down have yah dodgy beard shaved off...

Failed to leave Bismark!

Lock up your Pig's heads it's Gotti!

Can I add another member to the growing list of Eggert Magnusson (the new owner of West Ham)look a likes, earlier I pointed out he is never seen with yellow bastard from the sin city comics or Gilbert the alien and now it seems with the late Count Gottfried von Bismark . The Count officially the worst host ever (2 deaths at 2 different parties and you think your bad when you run out of ice) died recently , a friend sent me the Telegraph obit. Which tells a good tale and shows it is possible to have too much of good thing. I like the 'graphs style, having spent several 100's of words detailing Gottfried's 43 years of gay excess they end with the customary "he never married". Slight aside Conrad Black amongst his other worries might soon be outed as a number of times in the last few days he's been described as "flamboyant publisher"!
Back to telegraph obit page I have to admit it's way better than the Guardian's. I'm all for pioneering social reformers but the people in telegraph's deaths column have way more fantastic lives, they play piano in concentration camps, ram japanese supply vessels with subs. The always seem better written and a bit more joyful.

rarely seen together

Rumours that West Ham's new chairman Eggert Magnusson made his millions appearing in late 80's ITV children's programmes or modelling for sinister characters in comics have yet to be disproved.