Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Did he say "boudaful"

My hourly Masterchef update!
I know there is nothing more exciting than Masterchef but how about spicing up your nightly viewing with a Masterchef drinking games!

5 comments:

s said...

Great idea, and a few more excuses to have a shot of that Marsala that’s supposed to be for making gravy-

....Greg’s voice dropping an octave and becoming gravely in the face of a lovely pud
....John slightly eyeing up pretty lady contestant with a subtle flick of the eye
...that’s a boudaful plate of food
...needs more seasoning

Also, when a contestant decided to cook something unfancy:
...but is it enough to get into the quarter final?
...everything on that plate needs to be cooked perfectly

In the decision room:
- Greg wiping the pretend sweat off the top of his head whilst pretending to make a difficult decision
- John wiping his mouth and chin with his whole hand whilst pretending to make a difficult decision

Pete said...

I will personally buy a drink for everyone in the pub if there is EVER an episode where they say, "right that's a a piece of piss, Janet is obviously the best."

"Absolutely."

Instead of whittling it down to two and pretending to disagree over which one it's going to be EVERY SINGLE TIME.

BLTP said...

I feel a bit for Greg and John having to pretend to deliberate, cogitate (sorry that's the old show) every episode, gregs only green grocer not John Gieldgud.

Pete said...

Drink a pint of Stella every time someone says, "Shall I tell you how much I want this? Shall I? I would sell my fucking KIDS into slavery to get to this final. And yes, I'm fucking good enough to win."

Sip a nice Macallan every time John and Greg SHOUT AT EACH OTHER AT THE TOP OF THEIR VOICES EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE ONLY SITTING A FEW FEET APART.

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