Great idea, and a few more excuses to have a shot of that Marsala that’s supposed to be for making gravy-....Greg’s voice dropping an octave and becoming gravely in the face of a lovely pud....John slightly eyeing up pretty lady contestant with a subtle flick of the eye...that’s a boudaful plate of food...needs more seasoningAlso, when a contestant decided to cook something unfancy:...but is it enough to get into the quarter final?...everything on that plate needs to be cooked perfectlyIn the decision room:- Greg wiping the pretend sweat off the top of his head whilst pretending to make a difficult decision - John wiping his mouth and chin with his whole hand whilst pretending to make a difficult decision
I will personally buy a drink for everyone in the pub if there is EVER an episode where they say, "right that's a a piece of piss, Janet is obviously the best.""Absolutely."Instead of whittling it down to two and pretending to disagree over which one it's going to be EVERY SINGLE TIME.
I feel a bit for Greg and John having to pretend to deliberate, cogitate (sorry that's the old show) every episode, gregs only green grocer not John Gieldgud.
Drink a pint of Stella every time someone says, "Shall I tell you how much I want this? Shall I? I would sell my fucking KIDS into slavery to get to this final. And yes, I'm fucking good enough to win."Sip a nice Macallan every time John and Greg SHOUT AT EACH OTHER AT THE TOP OF THEIR VOICES EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE ONLY SITTING A FEW FEET APART.
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