Brighten my Northern Sky...
or how I watched the game in the gloom.
Picture the scene a tense match, so tense I had to take a turn round the block during half time to calm down. So when we score I jump up and my can/arm smashes the light into the ceiling breaking bulb and fusing the lights.
Which tripped the whole fuse box, off goes the telly, cue frantic searching for a fuse and my torch etc while trying to get the freeview box to warm up again. Thankfully we had still scored when the telly came back on again, so much for long life bulbs though.
Here's a good instant mash up based on another bunch of stubborn northerners, 300 aside anyone.