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Tee hee Rays Mears has tried to slap down his channel 4 competitor Teddy "Bear" Gryll. The papers has tried to settle the debate as to who's hardest and had come down on the the side of Teddy.
Tee hee Rays Mears has tried to slap down his channel 4 competitor Teddy "Bear" Gryll. The papers has tried to settle the debate as to who's hardest and had come down on the the side of Teddy.
Stiff Grylling:
This proves 2 things firstly this doffing the forelock to toffs is getting out hand as t'old Teddy is the son of some high ranking Tory and that with the best will in world they shouldn't have got women to decide on this. Firstly she's impressed by Teddy's SAS credentials well if everyone who say's he was in SAS was in SAS it wouldn't be a squadron it be an entire army in itself. It's like every scouser over age 50 saw the Beatles anyone over 40 saw the Pistols at the 100 club. She's also impressed by his name which as we've seen is really quite soft/posh he's called Edward .
It's not a shame about Ray
This proves 2 things firstly this doffing the forelock to toffs is getting out hand as t'old Teddy is the son of some high ranking Tory and that with the best will in world they shouldn't have got women to decide on this. Firstly she's impressed by Teddy's SAS credentials well if everyone who say's he was in SAS was in SAS it wouldn't be a squadron it be an entire army in itself. It's like every scouser over age 50 saw the Beatles anyone over 40 saw the Pistols at the 100 club. She's also impressed by his name which as we've seen is really quite soft/posh he's called Edward .
It's not a shame about Ray
Lastly she's fooled by Mears slightly chubby plain looks into thinking he's ironically the cuddly animal of pair. But when the chips are down (which is handy for Ray as he should lay off them!) Ray's ya man, he can light a fire at the bottom the sea, make a sort of porridge out of things growing through the cracks in the pavement and would do that joke where you get someone to pull your finger and then do a fart.
T'old Teddy would be off to his mum the moment the poor boys nicked his sweets.
It's hardly a question Ray's the king of the mountains,and bogs, and outback, and forests and desert and cosy woodlands in Surrey.
ps I bet Teddy doesn't even sh*t in woods.
pps. Also Ray had that slightly mad Botany Professor on his last show who used eat weeds like a small mammal and was slightly loopy.
T'old Teddy would be off to his mum the moment the poor boys nicked his sweets.
It's hardly a question Ray's the king of the mountains,and bogs, and outback, and forests and desert and cosy woodlands in Surrey.
ps I bet Teddy doesn't even sh*t in woods.
pps. Also Ray had that slightly mad Botany Professor on his last show who used eat weeds like a small mammal and was slightly loopy.
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