Thursday 18 February 2010

Words only used by the media part 345: "Braced"

"Shivering Britain braced for more snow"

Dear v’media things that need  to be "braced":
the roofs of coal seams,
the bulging bulkheads of stricken minesweepers
The squares of Highland infantry regiments against the on coming spear points of the Polish Lancers at Waterloo...
and at a push teeth and perhaps grouse!
A bit of snow demands at most topping up the anti freeze in the car washer bottle, finding your gloves and perhaps soaking the odd pan of lentils!

4 comments:

Cocktails said...

Well, I saw your tweet and braced myself for your post...

BLTP said...

tee hee!

ally. said...

oh good gawd allmighty where did i put my gloves. you made it sound so easy....

al_uk said...

the other media word is "romp" ...the rest of us have sex...celebrities romp!!!!