Wednesday 3 September 2008

News today

Kevin keegan & Man City

He’s not the messiah he’s a very angry boy.

Man City:Let’s get this right sold by a corrupt former PM to a hereditary rulers of a country who are squandering their wealth on random money making schemes rather than investing in their people (you know education, hospitals etc). Football fans just don’t care who pays as longs as they have pretty baubles on the pitch to ogle at







Homes not house prices:

In all the wittering about house prices lately in the hours of discussion and talk the only time the quality of where people live has been raised was in a discussion on conditions in prison!

The only thing that matters isn’t the size and shape of homes, or the design of the space around them, their closeness to shops, or having good pubs or interesting local ruins, or large slightly scary trees, or strips of concrete that look like crocodiles under the bridge in the park, or seeing Simon Pegg in the street, or the rubbish lock on the bin store door, or broken stairwell lights, or not having enough parking, or even god forbid how happy your home makes you feel, none of these criteria where discussed the only thing that matters is how much it costs to buy.

Oh and I needn’t mention that poor deluded scum like me who rent places didn’t get a mention because we never do except when “buy to let” landlords and ladies are whinging about gambling away their money.



Half Baked Alaskan (yeah I know it's not a new one)
This American women who might be vice president she is Karen from Will & Grace right not only does she look like her and have that slinky hipped goodtime girl attitude her cv reads like the titbits of K’s past:
ex beauty queen,
mother of 5,
exotic husband,
mixed up in dodgy oil companies,
abusing her power to get her brother in law sacked,
woke up one morning president!

All she needs now is a deluded camp sidekick and a pill popping habit and the weeks not over yet.

Also I like the way she was picked I think John McCain thought he was ordering a sandwich so little time seems to have gone into the project “Alaskan you say that sounds good and I can have the low fat mayo and a pickle”.

3 comments:

al_uk said...

ah...but the question is is the great American voting public able to be as discerning?......Arnie as Governor of the world's sixth largest economy..no way...?
I fear that shortly we could be only one heart beat away from ex beauty queen,
mother of 5,
exotic husband,
mixed up in dodgy oil companies,
as leader of the free world.

We're doomed...we're all doomed

Anonymous said...

What do you mean seeing Simon Pegg (or Super Hans or Michael Winterbottom)in the street isn't an important part of house-buying? I'm missing Stella Street already.

BLTP said...

Maybe your area will become the new crouch end and you get see actors of ads, extras from eastenders and the like. Maybe Nick Frost might move in or the unfunny one from doo dah and webb