Life in a Northern town: Le Vie en Roses

"Are them big tins of roses the same price as the others?"

"yes, love"

"Alright pu'rra us through a tin of these then, I never took to Quality street , they're just not right."

Life in a northern town: The Capucinno's Our Kid

Had a nice lunch in the pub yesterday, it was one of those chainy ones but very friendly and the food was good. On the table next to us was a burly couple, (arms full of tats looked like they had had a hard life etc) having lunch the odd thing was though instead of say having a pint and a half of lager with their lunch they were having cappuccinos.

Like I say it was a little odd this big fella with hands like shovels daintily sipping a frothy coffee with his “trio of spicy chicken medley”. Not saying real men don’t drink coffee or anything just well it looked odd.
Having said that the espresso I had after my pie was good.












Poetry of lists
local Night spot names:

Coco
Che
Quasimodo’s
Esmeralda’s
Soviet
Wildcats
Escape
The Office
The Outpost

House name of the week: “Helms Deep”